Halloween Death Rattle Battle.

[Albert]

Vapor, who has contributed to our scent maps, is planning a second go around of the Halloween event found HERE. I thought that life cultists might want to represented so I intend to participate. If anyone else is so inclined, the more the merrier. To assist, I have come up with a life cultist phrasebook that may come in handy. Mostly though, work on your insults. Think rap battle in Zamgrh.

For brushing up on rap battles please view the following archival examples.
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[vapor]

;D I'm totally going to put these videos on the Death Rattle Battle page now!

Hope to see more sign up. Last year was a lot of fun and I'lm hoping to see an even larger turn-out this year.

Thanks for posting, Al.

[Albert]

I delivered my Rap today to the denizens of Blackmore what follows is a transcript with a translation. You will notice that it rhymes in zamgrh but not in English. The actual performance included some impromptu beat-boxing. Hopefully V4por will post a screen grab.

Ran nahaarh b!zzah, Ahm abah ah zmazh za!z!

Gaam? Nah maag mah zambah harh
Mah zambah haz Marh Rhaamz Zan Ana azarh
Ahm zah mazza ah zah mrh-zambahz an ahm haarh ah rh!n
Zaa ran nahaarh babahz ahm ganna bag!n

Ahm ah bah brazzah-bazhah an Gaa ahm nah graan
Ahm an gang ah zamabahz Abarh Ahnna aan
Mangang!ng zah harmanz an Manag!ng mah b!zznazz
Ganna grab gaa azz Az gaa Z!zzah-Zmazh zah barragazz

Zagarh *gestures at V4apor*
Mah zambah ahm mmmm! Mah zambah bangarang
Ahmma Maag zamz!ng Na-ahnna naz!ng Nabgaz Gaa Z!ng an aarh zang
Ganna Barg gaa zambah bra!nz Az gaa Znab raag z!ng-arrang
Rhah Zah Abah?

ZamZambah nahmrh? Gaa nah ahm haarh?
Gaa smag mararana haahabarh gaa habbannah gamz
Mah zambah haz bag manbagz zaa an ahm haarh annagamz
An Mah zambah rab zaa nabah zah gaa nah ramambarh gaa namz

Barg ann zah b!zzah!
*gestures at himself*
Mah zambah ahm Zhambarrah an mah zambah nah brar!
Gaaz zambahz b rannan!
Zhambarrah Na-ahnna!
*gestures at the ground*

Translation

run away bitches, I’m about to smash this

contest? Don’t make my zombie laugh
I have more rhymes than any other
I’m the master of the life-cutists and I’m here to win
Run away children I’m about to begin

I’m a bad brother-basher and you are not safe
I’m a gang of zombies rolled up in one
Protecting the humans and managing my business
I’ll attack your ass as you sissy-smash the barricades

V4por! *points menacingly at V4por*
My zombie is fresh. My zombie causes a riot
Imma make something out of nothing while you sing old songs
Gonna eat your zombie brains while you snoop dog sing-along
What’s that about?

SomeoneDead (Axehack's zombie from last year)? You aren’t even here?
you smoke marijuana but you have no stones
my zombie has big balls and is ready anytime
and my zombie raps so well that you won’t remember your name

Chew on that bitches!

*slaps his chest*

My name is Shambilly and I don’t play!

You zombies be running!

Shambilly out!

*drops the mic*

[amilius]

;D Niiiccceee, Boyz!